how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you told grandpa to call you daddy
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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