I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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