The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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