talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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