so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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