Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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