But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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