so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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