halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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