Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
try to milk me bitch
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