ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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