I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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She even gives head with a lisp.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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