what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
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Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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