Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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