Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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