she woke up with a sticky ear
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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