i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
My Sexting was not on an AP level
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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