Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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