she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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