I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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