just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
My vagina is officially offended.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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