Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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