Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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