just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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