yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
