how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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