If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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