I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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