I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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