I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
