I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
no you cant smoke seaweed
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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