If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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