we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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