wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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