i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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