Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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