I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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