I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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