Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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