Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Floor bacon is actually really good
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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