I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I looked at my own cervix.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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