I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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