I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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