I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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