what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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