I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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