It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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