So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
True but thats because hes a fetus.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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