haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
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No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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