i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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