I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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