just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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