Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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